J vs. J

[5:25:13 PM] Sam: Things in common with
[5:25:16 PM] Sam: Sir jefferson
[5:25:22 PM] Sam: So
[5:25:23 PM] Sam: one thing in common
[5:25:25 PM] Sam: face
[5:25:26 PM] Sam: fugly
[5:25:40 PM] Sam: ok
[5:25:42 PM] Sam: second thing in common
[5:25:48 PM] Sam: ...
[5:25:50 PM] Sam: both work
[5:25:51 PM] Sam: at
[5:25:52 PM] Sam: a
[5:25:55 PM] Sam: grocery?
[5:26:14 PM] Sam: jefferson works at crappy miminum wage job
[5:26:19 PM | Removed 5:26:43 PM] Sam: This message has been removed.
[5:26:25 PM | Removed 5:26:39 PM] Sam: This message has been removed.
[5:26:28 PM | Removed 5:26:38 PM] Sam: This message has been removed.
[5:26:33 PM] Sam: sorry
[5:26:49 PM] Sam: both kinda dorky
[5:26:51 PM] Sam: jefferson
[5:26:54 PM] Sam: possible rapist
[5:27:03 PM] Sam: jake looks like a mouse
[5:27:05 PM] Sam: (cute?)
[5:27:11 PM] Sam: cute
[5:27:19 PM] Sam: jefferson looks like a parrot
[5:27:23 PM] Sam: (potential slur?)
[5:27:32 PM] Sam: offensive
[5:27:42 PM] Sam: ok
[5:27:44 PM] Sam: so
[5:27:59 PM] Sam: both have penis
[5:28:06 PM] Sam: (whitney may want?)
[5:28:09 PM] Sam: both could be part of
[5:28:11 PM] Sam: a zoo
[5:28:16 PM] Sam: not as workers
[5:28:36 PM] Sam: things not in common
[5:28:37 PM] Sam: ok
[5:28:40 PM] Sam: so
[5:28:43 PM] Sam: umm
[5:28:44 PM] Sam: jake
[5:28:46 PM] Sam: oh WAIT
[5:28:48 PM] Sam: jk
[5:28:51 PM] Sam: thing in common
[5:28:54 PM] Sam: ok
[5:28:55 PM] Sam: both have
[5:28:59 PM] Sam: both of their names
[5:29:01 PM] Sam: start with a letter
[5:29:09 PM] Sam: jay
[5:29:16 PM] Sam: ok
[5:29:20 PM] Sam: things anti in common
[5:29:28 PM] Sam: Jake works
[5:29:30 PM] Sam: in a higher position
[5:29:36 PM] Sam: (maybe he liikes to be on top)
[5:29:39 PM] Sam: jefferson
[5:29:41 PM] Sam: is really
[5:29:43 PM] Sam: really
[5:29:46 PM] Sam: represents
[5:29:48 PM] Sam: a bad worker
[5:29:51 PM] Sam: unmotivated
[5:29:56 PM] Sam: (could extend to bed)
[5:29:59 PM] Sam: slacker
[5:30:04 PM] Sam: makes whitney do all the work
[5:30:07 PM] Sam: jake also
[5:30:15 PM] Sam: has a gorgeous sexy flowing man hair
[5:30:21 PM] Sam: uses conditioner
[5:30:26 PM] Sam: jake is also white
[5:30:28 PM] Sam: very racist
[5:30:33 PM] Sam: WHILE JEFFERSOn
[5:30:35 PM] Sam: IS UNCLEAN
[5:30:37 PM] Sam: FITHLY
[5:30:39 PM] Sam: NON WHITE
[5:30:47 PM] Sam: mom does not approve
[5:30:50 PM] Sam: yes
[5:30:57 PM] Sam: Jake
[5:31:01 PM] Sam: can hold
[5:31:03 PM] Sam: a conversation
[5:31:04 PM] Sam: without
[5:31:09 PM] Sam: looking like a
[5:31:10 PM] Sam: fool
[5:31:17 PM] Sam: WHILST JEFFERSON
[5:31:21 PM] Sam: MAKES ME FEEl
[5:31:22 PM] Sam: AWKWARD
[5:31:25 PM] Sam: also
[5:31:26 PM] Sam: classical guitar
[5:31:42 PM] Sam: jake is taller than jefferson
[5:31:48 PM] Sam: and you know what they say
[5:31:51 PM] Sam: about being bigger
[5:31:56 PM] Sam: uh huh
[5:32:01 PM] Sam: whitney likes
[5:32:02 PM] Sam: small dicks
[5:32:11 PM] Sam: jake is a cooler name
[5:32:13 PM | Removed 5:32:36 PM] Sam: This message has been removed.
[5:32:41 PM] Sam: anyways
[5:32:41 PM] Sam: umm
[5:32:51 PM] Sam: Jake doesn't work as close
[5:32:53 PM] Sam: to your place
[5:32:58 PM] Sam: as jefferson did
[5:33:04 PM] Sam: oh no
[5:33:10 PM] Sam: longer running distance
[5:33:28 PM] Sam: jake remembered your name
[5:33:37 PM] Sam: jefferson called you britney
[5:33:39 PM] Sam: jake is cutere
[5:33:41 PM] Sam: ere
[5:33:41 PM] Sam: r
[5:33:41 PM] Sam: e
[5:34:02 PM] Sam: jefferson was a creeper
[5:34:10 PM] Sam: also the girl after whitney
[5:34:12 PM] Sam: is huge
[5:34:15 PM] Sam: jake is smooth
[5:34:17 PM] Sam: like
[5:34:18 PM] Sam: sexy
[5:34:19 PM] Sam: and silk
[5:34:40 PM] Sam: jake isn't as attractive
[5:34:41 PM] Sam: as other men
[5:34:45 PM] Sam: (realistic?)
[5:34:55 PM] Sam: we are done